The Stupid Awards

I’ve started three blogs tonight and not finished any of them.  I just can’t seem to make anything sound all that interesting.  So I just decided to go with something silly and surely addressed before at some other time or place.

So when I was driving around this morning, I came across this road sign…

I didn't catch it in time to get a picture of the actual sign I saw, but this is exactly what it said. Source:  enigmawellness.com
I didn’t catch it in time to get a picture of the actual sign I saw, but this is exactly what it said.
Source: enigmawellness.com

Have we seriously bred ourselves so deeply into stupidity that we need such reminders?   We learn from an early age while playing with coloring books that the most efficient way to finish something is to stay between the lines, do we really need a reminder that the best way to get from point A to B is to keep our cars in between the lines?

This thought spurred on some more completely ridiculous warnings.  I’m sure most of you have seen some of these from time to time and couldn’t help but laugh at the irony.  What’s sad is the common knowledge that the only reason companies waste their time putting these warnings in print is because some crazy idiot has done it at some point in time.

Source: unrealitymag.com
Source: unrealitymag.com

Please, please, please, someone, show me a video of a dog jacked up on pain meds in addition to being drunk and driving a forklift.  On second thought, don’t show me that, that would be bad..

Source: Seemslegit.com
Source: Seemslegit.com

If this one doesn’t make you cry laughing.  I don’t think I even have anything to add.

 

Source: Hubpages.com
Source: Hubpages.com

Admit it, if you’ve ever been stuck at a laudromat with that lady and her 12 screaming hoolum children, you’ve thought about ignoring this warning.

 

Source: funandmania-funtime.blogspot.com
Source: funandmania-funtime.blogspot.com

But, but, but….it looks like a Pez dispenser!

 

Source: funforfuns.com
Source: funforfuns.com

Satan has to pay the heating bill somehow or another.

Source: whatpoll.com
Source: whatpoll.com

Someone always has to be a killjoy huh?  Hey Marty, where the heck are we supposed to park our hoverboards?

Source:hunting-washington.com
Source:hunting-washington.com

Am I the only one who has the sudden urge to take up archery?

And just for fun, something that should be handed out to all of the people responsible for the signs above…

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