It’s no secret that social media is full of drama. A lot of people use it specifically for that reason. I think that’s why I avoided it for a long time, I think I always knew what to expect.
I’m the type of person who TRIES to be positive about most things. I understand, we all have bad days, I get it, I really do. Today has honestly been one of those days for me. But I’m sorry, if every day is a bad day, you need to rethink your life. I hate to tell you this but, it’s not the people in your life making you miserable…it’s you.
Anyways, with the high abundance of negative posts I see constantly on social media, I’ve decided that I’m proposing a new website.
The site will be called “Bitter”. It’s a place for all of the miserable people in the world to congregate and try to out do each other. Instead of “tweeting” they can send out “beatings”. Instead of “blogging” there will be “flogging”. And everyone’s profile picture will be one of those mean spirited e-cards that you constantly see posted…you know what I’m talking about.
There will be a special portion of the page called “Troll Polls”. This will be a spot where everyone can congregate to weigh in on important issues that the rest of the world could care less about. Things like:
-Which is the best screen name? Yousuck4062 or Ihateyourguts1023_9901?
-What’s your favorite food? Anger or Misery?
-Who’s life is worse? Mine or Yours? (the obvious answer to this one is “mine”)
-OMG, my friends haven’t responded to any of my suicidal Facebook posts, what do I do?
-Which one do you hate the most? Work, Home, School, Car, Family, Spouse, Money(lack thereof), Clothes, Sports, TV, Shoes, Shopping, Food, Pets, People, The World, Politicians, Computers, Technology, Music, Tables, Refrigerators, Monkeys, or All of the the Above and then some?
And finally, instead of built in “apps” they will play “craps” such as:
-Sadville – Where they will be responsible for trying to kill out a thriving farm environment by neglecting it. This is harder than you may think, neglect is NOT something these people are adapt to.
-Misery Birds – The point is to fling a sad little bird looking creature into a brick wall and see how many attempts it takes before he becomes suicidal.
-Words with Fiends – Kinda like scrabble, but only words like “sadness”, “sorrow”, and “contempt” are allowed. Bonus points are awarded if you can spell out “I hate life”
Based on the amount of people I’ve had to delete or hide from my Facebook in the past few years, I can’t see this site being anything BUT a hit!