Is the online sex industry going downhill or something? Do they really need to trick people into thinking that they are getting a message from some long lost fling that they haven’t talked to in years and now all of a sudden she wants to show her body off to them and play out their every desire?
I thought I’d share a little of this message I got the other day with you guys, I had to omit some of it to keep it as PG as possible but I simply copied and pasted because the best part of the whole message is the grammar/spelling.
This is what happens when people from India try to pretend to be 23 year old ditzy blondes folks!
BABE… i guess your not getting any of my email huh? ive been
tryign to email u so many times but this dam laptop is such a piece of
garbage and keeps freezing.. anyways how u been?
In case u dont know who this is its ME Adriana.. we used to chat a bit on facebook and then
I think u deleted me 😦 haha.. anyways guess what… I got 2 things to
tell u.. both good news.. 1) im single now.. yup me and my bf broke up
about 3 months ago… and 2) guess where im moving? RIGHT EFFING NEAR
U.. lol… ur actually the only person im gonna know there.. well 3
cousins too but i cant chill with them lol..
WWWWWAAAAIIIITTT!!!!!! Does anyone else see the red flags? Why can’t you chill with your cousins? Couldn’t be because they KNOW what you do right? Hmmmm…Perplexing…okay…read on.
I remember when we chatted u told me u thought i was cute and u wanted to chill so now we finally
can HAHA! im kinda scared to move.. im hoping this email addy is still
the one you use and u can chat with me ebfore i get there.. maybe even
help me move my shit in…are u still on facebook? i cudnt find ui was
soo confused…anyways im gonna need someone to show me the town and
take me out so u better be around bebe…
we only chatted a couple times but i remember thinking to myself i wanted to get ot know ubetter when i was single..a nd i thoguth u were cute too but cudnt
tell u cause i wasnt single lol…
Only chatted a couple times yet you want to hook up with this person that you haven’t spoken to in a long time and that supposedly isn’t returning your emails…maybe you should go visit a church, or better yet, check yourself into the hospital, I’m sure you have plenty diseases to keep them busy for awhile
ok so more info about me.. well im
23.. virgo.. love the outdoors and love to socialize, go out for
drinks, restaurants, movies etc.. travel.. i have a lil kitty named
BOO and i luv her to death…
Boo? That’s what we’re calling it now huh?
uhhh oh im a super horny gurl too but
every gurl is they just wont admit it. so ilove watching p0rn and all
that.. love sex etc blah blah blah…who doesnt..
And the truth finally surfaces
So, the rest of the message basically rambles on from here about how she works for an online sex chat thing and her supervisor gave her three free passes to give out to someone and she wants to give them to “me” so “I” can meet up with her again, reconnect, and see “Boo”
Ahh technology, how far we have come! I shudder to think about what spam I’m going to receive from the keywords I tag in this post! (But I’m doing it anyways! There types of blogs write themselves!)